Behold, peasants from the interwebs! The Protocol gang is in town, and only our skilled heroes have enough determination to defeat them. The Corrupt Parade of Inhumane Protocols (TCP/IP) is ready to strike, so teamwork will be key to kick their cybernetic asses.
Ethernet is the oldest of them, and he is not very bright but can be suprisingly fast, so he will be the first to suffer under Keystroke's blade. TCP is the mastermind behind the Protocol gang attacks, he is the one that guarantees that everything is done properly and invented the gang's secret triple-handshake, so Star will beat the hell out of him until he ACKnowledges his defeat. But beware, IP has risen his mighty hammer, ready to fragment the dynamic duo, hopefully our heroes will know how to address his move. Meanwhile, HTTP is very scared, but showing a status code 418 won't fool anyone. Maybe the gang would be safer if they had hired his cousin HTTPS.
Certainly, the TCP/IP gang has been sniffed out of the town, and will enjoy a long stay in jail, making license plates with IPv6 adresses in them and eating hot potatoes. Now, you can safely conmute to work, or switch lanes in the information superhighway, because once again evil has been defeated... for now.
P.S: UDP sent a letter to join the gang, but it was never delivered.
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Ethernet is the oldest of them, and he is not very bright but can be suprisingly fast, so he will be the first to suffer under Keystroke's blade. TCP is the mastermind behind the Protocol gang attacks, he is the one that guarantees that everything is done properly and invented the gang's secret triple-handshake, so Star will beat the hell out of him until he ACKnowledges his defeat. But beware, IP has risen his mighty hammer, ready to fragment the dynamic duo, hopefully our heroes will know how to address his move. Meanwhile, HTTP is very scared, but showing a status code 418 won't fool anyone. Maybe the gang would be safer if they had hired his cousin HTTPS.
Certainly, the TCP/IP gang has been sniffed out of the town, and will enjoy a long stay in jail, making license plates with IPv6 adresses in them and eating hot potatoes. Now, you can safely conmute to work, or switch lanes in the information superhighway, because once again evil has been defeated... for now.
P.S: UDP sent a letter to join the gang, but it was never delivered.
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arcadiogarcia wrote it all. XD
Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.
Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.
OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.
I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
I could tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.
I approve of this so much you don't even know xD
"A long stay in jail, making license plates with IPv6 addresses in them and eating hot potatoes"
PS So wanna join the punnery, but I just can't. Everything is coming up 404.